Go practice snapping the ball! Jeez. How did Jacksonville not win this game? Welp, wrote that before the Eagles were dummies. My bad. Have I mentioned I love Parker Washington?
Picking all the Bears players in fantasy seems like a mistake. When is it okay to drop Colston Loveland? Christian Watson is such a badass. Please don’t get hurt!
Less Samaje Perine, please! And then Chase Brown fumbles. You’ve got to be kidding me. I’m guessing there’s going to be a lot more Perine in the future 😭. Five weeks in, and I was very wrong about Brown's fantasy value.
So glad I have the quarterbacks in this Saints vs. Vikings game. So Aaron Jones without Jordan Mason was the answer.
It’s yet another year of, I should’ve waited on tight end (or drafted one of Trey McBride or Brock Bowers). Did Harold Fannin and Loveland call in sick Sunday?
So we're just going to let 50-year-old Aaron Rodgers get three touchdowns every game? Well, okay then. Apparently he's going to end up a fantasy steal.
There were three people left in our Survivor pool and one of them chose the 2.5-point underdog Browns...
The Texans didn't start 0-5, and now they get Marvin Harrison Jr. running routes with his college teammate throwing him the ball. So now I ask, what about Tank Dell!?
So Drake Maye just needed not to play the Bills, Jags or Seahawks. Noted. If only this were Justin Herbert’s problem.
The worst thing to happen so far this NFL season is Deshaun Watson looking serviceable.
Lol Commanders. What in the world. Holy bad game management, Batman!
What a touchdown grab by McBride. When do we get to see Carson Beck? Everyone has seen enough Jacoby Brissett.
The Seahawks vs. 49ers game was on crack. It was sloppy, sloppy, sloppy - with some great defense. Yet it felt like a playoff game. I think I lost five years on my life. My daughter was telling me how stressful it was for her. Same, girl. Mike Evans checking the back of Trevon Diggs’ uniform was the most hilarious thing I’ve watched in a football game (perhaps recency bias). Give me all the memes, please. Along with any Brock Purdy “Tip Toe Wing in my Jawwdinz.”
Jahmyr Gibbs and Jared Goff are fantasy gods this season, and I don't have them in enough places.
Justin Herbert: still not good. The Los Angeles Chargers' experiment is finished. Send them back to San Diego and start over.
We need Lamar Jackson back! Hopefully Michael Penix isn’t too injured. We don’t need to see any more Tua Tagovailoa. Penix looked so annoyed while watching from the bench.