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Daniel Jones has looked horrific. This is what I get for starting Josh Downs. And then they finally get down there and he injures his back on a dumb tackle and stays out. Ugh. Then Downs comes back and gets basically the fewest targets on the team by the end of the game.  

How in the world are the Giants winning games! Seriously, how? 

So CeeDee Lamb is significantly better than George Pickens. Got it. C.J. Stroud is playing better, but the Texans are still not winning. At least Nico Collins being back helps. 

Drake Maye plowed over someone on the sideline and didn’t see if they were okay. I always take note of these things. Unsportsmanlike conduct…Mike Vrabel? lol Do I even need to say what happened in this game in the red zone? 😭 Wild end to the first half. Holy crap, what a touchdown grab by Efton Chism! What a terrible throw from Josh Allen to end it. So unnecessary. Yikes. 

How many touchdowns can Jacksonville have called back? Sometimes I have no clue what Joe Burrow is doing. What are the Jaguars doing!? Cam Little has one of the biggest legs in the league! Kick it! Announcer: "Somewhat of a quiet game for Parker Washington." *goes to make sure I didn’t miss something* Washington had zero catches and one carry for three yards. Yes, I’d say somewhat of a quiet game! 

I tried to trade for Zay Flowers, but they didn’t bite. Lame. Lamar Jackson tried to slap a rusher away, lol. Tell me he isn’t seriously injured! Cam Ward gives off terrible vibes. 

The Packers have somehow won two games. They could easily be 0-4. They probably should be. 

Hate that the Eagles are currently winning this game, love that it’s against the Rams. And then they proceeded to suck and the Rams won. Yay. 

Geno Smith had 18 passing yards at halftime. Ouch. Good thing I started Kenyon Sadiq everywhere. Big fat zero.

Kyler Murray did better toward the end of the game, so how long will the Vikings stick with him? This offense is not great, Bob. Guess I should have tried to get Ollie Gordon. 

Hilarious sequence to start the LA/Seattle game. Chargers still Chargering. Why was this game even seemingly close?  

Niners' offense didn't look as good against a stronger defense, unsurprisingly. But MVPurdy still came through in the end. Bo Nix isn’t great, people. 

Okay, fine. The Raiders are good. Ish. If we have to sit through yet another Chiefs Super Bowl…

Panthers - still fun to watch. Very injured on defense, though. Who’s going to win the division, them or Saints? 



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