Musings From a Fantasy WAG

The Packers are so funny. Jordan Love isn’t good, guys. How happy are Drake London's managers now that Michael Penix is back? Monster.

Drake Maye is so bad, he’s looking at his hands after “throws.” Worst QB in the league? Worst fantasy pick, at least. I said it before and I’ll say it again, last season was fluky with that soft schedule. The kid needs to process faster.

Just put three guys on Jaxon Smith-Njigba. Pretty funny the Seahawks, seemingly the best team in football, lost to the Commanders against a backup QB.

What a touchdown catch by Tee Higgins. What would Joe Burrow be without studs like Ja’Marr Chase and Higgins? What do we make of the Steelers? I have no idea.

Giants and Titans game is the one I couldn’t watch. Such a shame. At least the Giants now have J.J. McCarthy.

Travis Kelce just keeps catching touchdowns. I have De’Von Achane in a league where he is my RB2 and I have no other options. How much do I have to bid on Ollie Gordon? Jaylen Wright? Everything?

Texans’ offense is not good enough. Where was Dalton Schultz?! Every time I looked up, I thought the Colts were the Lions.

Jets should’ve won this game. I love watching Kenyon Sadiq. Get him the ball more. Not Jeremy Ruckert. We should’ve known Geno Smith had something left in him. It was the Raiders who sucked last season. 

It’s unfair Deshaun Watson is doing “well.” This isn't karma, and I don't like it. I benched Fannin this week. I fear for Jalen Coker, but apparently he’s going to be okay. How was Tetairoa McMillan barely targeted once Coker went out?

Chargers gonna Charger. You know who else gonna Charger…Da Bills. Why does James Cook look so small? Has he always? Screw you, Josh Allen. Screw. You. I say this as a Cook fantasy owner this year. I love you Josh, you know it. But, seriously, stop taking all the goal-line carries!

I told my cousin to accept this trade: he would get Tee Higgins and Davante Adams and would give up Justin Jefferson. He wanted to wait one week to see a full game of Kyler Murray with Jefferson…I feel bad for Baker Mayfield. Dude was running for his life.

People keep asking me if the Raiders are good this year. I mean, they’re better than anticipated. Coaching matters, apparently. But let’s check their schedule thus far…ask me again next week.

HAHAHAHA what a funny way to lose a game Dallas. You know who else Chargers…the Cowboys. I get to put Zay Flowers back in my lineup next week! Derrick Henry just keeps ballin’ out. What a laser by Lamar Jackson for the win! I can appreciate a kicker doing the Cristiano Ronaldo celebration. Really cool when the entire crowd plays along.

The 49ers might not be able to field a full team next week. Either way, Brock Purdy for MVP!! MVPurdy! I really didn’t want to type that because he will for sure get injured against the Broncos now, just in time for the Seahawks game. So Jeremiyah (wow, that is a difficult spelling to remember) Love is good, but also the 49ers run defense is bad. Brandin Cooks might become relevant.

Remember when everyone was like, go add Terrance Ferguson! Good times. How did the Broncos win that game? Bo Nix did not look good most of the time.