Written By Carli Del Don
My kids have way too many practices/games during football season. I have to watch the opener on my phone while simultaneously running my son’s baseball team’s GameChanger. Wish me luck!
Will Sam Darnold get the yips this year, or is he just a good QB now? We’re going to find out just how easy New England’s schedule was last year.
Whose travel strategy is going to win the night, Niners or Rams? Does it even matter, or are the Rams just THAT good this year? Is Strib City going to be a thing from the beginning? Is George Kittle just the hype man this week, or will he actually play?
Who will finish the year as WR1 for Tampa? I like Chris Godwin. Is Ja’Marr Chase more hurt than we think? Chase Brown is going to eat.
I liked Tyler Shough going into the year. What do we make of no Jordyn Tyson for more than half the season?
Will anyone be watching the Jets and Titans game? Ouch. We can take that one off the YouTube TV quad box.
I know I get stuck on my main team (Niners), but I feel like I’ve heard nothing about how Daniel Jones is doing. Is he playing Week 1? Is he 100 percent? Is he even alive!
When is Michael Penix coming back? Is Aaron Rodgers going to last the whole season? Do we believe in Drew Allar? Who is going to piss off Rodgers first?
I have Caleb Williams in places. I have Colston Loveland in places. I have Luther Burden in places. I have Rome Odunze in places. I fully expect D’Andre Swift to go off because I have him exactly NOWHERE. This is how fantasy works.
I kept drafting KC Concepcion everywhere, not really caring who the QB is…I should probably care who the QB is. I love everything about the Jags this year. Parker Washington is my guy. So is Trevor Lawrence.
I’m really curious who wins this Bills vs Texans game. Josh Allen…also my guy. Is DJ Moore the answer?
There’s only four 1 p.m. (my time) games Week 1. One of them is the Raiders vs. Dolphins…
Is Kyler Murray a good quarterback, or is he just a good fantasy quarterback? Did we ever figure out if the answer is Jordan Mason or Aaron Jones?
Where is Brandon Aiyuk watching this game from? The Eagles are scary. I hate that.
Everyone is relying on Mike McDaniel to change L.A.'s offense, myself included. I’ve always liked Justin Herbert but have not bought into all the hype. I’m ready! Where’s that ‘my body is ready’ GIF!
Even more annoying than the Eagles being scary…the Cowboys being one of the best NFC teams. Insert crying forever emoji. Who will miss time first, Cam Skattebo or Jaxson Dart?
Is Patrick Mahomes going to Patrick Mahomes all over everyone again? Probably. Is Pat Bryant WR1 in Denver?
Who do I pick in Survivor!?! I hate Survivor.