Today, we are going to be as aggressively anti-Del Don as possible.
There are no sleepers to be found here, and certainly no rookies. Instead, our mission is to flag the most boring possible options from each of the first eight rounds in 2025 drafts, based on composite ADP.
Yeah, OK, you might win a league title with these players — each is a rock-solid fantasy contributor. But ugh, these guys are dull. It would be the least satisfying fantasy championship of your life. Have some pride, people.
ROUND ONE
Derrick Henry, RB (ADP 8.3)
Gross. Don’t do it. Henry is coming off one of the worst 1900-yard, 18-touchdown seasons in league history. He turned 31 in January, so he basically has one foot in the grave. He’s dust, a withered husk. Please don’t be fooled by last year’s career-best 5.9 YPC and 58.8 rushing success rate. A deeply unsatisfying pick.
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